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Editorials: Funny football trolls..really interesting

Here are five

funny trolls and jokes. Will make you chuckle,jump off your feet and laugh your hearts out,Enjoy!! 1. MYTH! I TIP LUIS SUAREZ TO WIN THE FIFA FAIR PLAY AWARDSincerely,Suarez is a very wonderful Footballer,he scores goals from every angle,he is very complete,and the most interesting ability that the goal-getter possesses is the ability to……BITE and one more,…he DIVES,hence he deserves the award.Funny right!!! TROLL. 2. FAIRYTALE! IBRAHIMOVIC REPORTEDLY BEATEN UP BY JUAN MATAOops! I think this is called ….FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE.. Well, this can happen in the next three world.Big IBRA will chop off his eyes. 3. REVEALED! MESSI CAN DO BASKETBALL BETTER THAN FOOTBALL..WOW!In fact,I am amazed by the news that Barca star Lionel MESSI can play Basketball better than football.Although,this was revealed to me by a well-known,fake prophet who was labelled fake on the day he revealed this.It is absolutely false even though MESSI has the God-given height to become a great Basketballer. 4. UNBELIEVABLE! MARIO TURNS BORN AGAINNowadays,things happen in mysterious ways.On Sunday the 13th of July 2014,Bad Boy Balotelli attended a catholic church and lo and behold, he surrendered his life to Christ.BUT..THAT WAS IN MY DREAM..sorry MY NIGHTMARE. 5. PURE FACT! Ronaldo has 3 IN THREEThis is no joke..Ballon d’or winner Cristiano Ronaldo scored just a goal in the just-concluded World cup making it his third in as many tournament.Hm..HOW I WISHED IT was BY HAIRSTYLE YOU SCORE GOALS.

This post was last modified on November 30, 2018 1:36 pm

Biyi Akangbe

Biyi is an editor at Soccernet.ng. He has been in the media industry for almost a decade and has worked with top publishers in Nigeria. He loves Sports, Games and Music! biyi@soccernet.com.ng Twitter: @its_biyi

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